![]() 03/23/2017 at 11:15 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
So, first off, no more snacks right before bed. I have weird dreams.
Last night I dreamt that my friend (who is not a car person at all) was absolutely set on trading her Corolla for a black 1989 Chrysler TC by Maserati. She wanted me to go with her to check it out because I am a “car person.” We get there, check it out, and then she starts yelling at these two old ladies over the $4000 asking price.
Basically, she won’t buy the car unless the women agree to pay for her first tank of gas and a quart of oil. The old ladies refuse. At this point I tell her to buy a 1988 Mercury Cougar LS instead (I’m not sure why). She sighs, cuts the women a $4K check, and we leave in the Chrysler.
Needless to say, I am now looking at Chrysler TC values on KBB to see if she got a good deal in my dream.
![]() 03/23/2017 at 11:21 |
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Well ... did she?
![]() 03/23/2017 at 11:21 |
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.....I don’t know how to respond to this. 0_o
![]() 03/23/2017 at 11:26 |
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Looks like she did unless it was a pile of rust.
https://www.hagerty.com/apps/valuationtools/1989-chrysler-tc_by_maserati
![]() 03/23/2017 at 11:29 |
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Yeah, about $2K below average value.
![]() 03/23/2017 at 11:32 |
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Good job buddy!
![]() 03/23/2017 at 11:37 |
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That hopped up LeBaron is worth 6k? Seriously?!
![]() 03/23/2017 at 11:38 |
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No snacks before bed. Jagvar wears shoes, advises people to buy late model Camrys from CarMax with extended warranties. Adds ampersand to middle of TC. Wakes up in cold sweat.
![]() 03/23/2017 at 11:56 |
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I don’t like this nightmare version of me.
![]() 03/23/2017 at 12:20 |
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Better than my dream of driving around in my old 1985 Celica GT coupe that came to me in my sleep from beyond the junkyard crusher.